Alrighty then. I apologize if last week's question made anyone uncomfortable or to feel insecure. So this week we're going simple and fun!
What is the funniest daily horoscope you have read?
Right there, in the middle - "Do things that heal your spirit, like getting a massage or STARING AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR."
I cry laughing every time I read it.
So, I really haven't followed my horoscope for years, but I found this one. It's quite the spectrum...delusional (hey fighting a windmill could be fun), or a wizard (better start drinking butter beer)...
The Onion's horoscopes always have some gems http://www.theonion.com/features/horoscope
I don't have a great horoscope, but I do have a great fortune cookie. One of my friends just got one that said "All things will end one day." Like how ominous/depressing is that? lol
LOL not even all GOOD things or all BAD things. All things. I love it!