Okay, guys, hate me now. Tomorrow's challenge:
Clean your stovetop burners.
Pull out the heating elements if possible. Lift up the stovetop frame if possible. The rings, too. Baking soda will get a lot of that crap off. OTOH, if it's a lost cause, note your stove make and model so you can get new drip pans. Because sometimes you just have to give up and start over.